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Original Bad Boy on the case, your face Came in the place blowed, and sprayed with Mase I laced the weed with insect repellent, better the smelly Eminem with E, better check the spelling with a capital
grab me a Snapple I got an aspirin capsule in my adam's apple (Hurry up) Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was That my mother did it, but the won't admit it was her
I her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' these cunt?" The world ain't ready for me yet, I can probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker sperm cells with syphilis germs And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I and it burns I kick you in the tummy you sick to your stomach And so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the with a brick til' you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick you numb it And all that gibberish you was spittin', you to kill it 'Cause your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I feel it
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, do you me? Is fuckin'
I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you down with a grin I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a gym I'm Slim, the is really a fake alias To save me with in case I get by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of uranium Than a maniac, Arabian A highly head, spazmatic to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the in critical condition I lined, jumped up and ran from the mortician High speed, IV full of weed Lookin' Chinese, my knees stuck together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the groin like Uh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and I hope God forgives me for my sins, it probably all On if I on killin' my girlfriends
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy,
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Is crazy
Last I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust And got rushed to the to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an and that's all I can say I in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and play
I swallow grenades, and take about a a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent be Give me Excederin my head'll spin Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet
Scratched my balls til' I shredded "Doctor, check this rash, look how red been" "It's probably AIDS", forget it I a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
That even make sense, like dykes usin' dildos So reach in your billfolds, for ten And pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter over that rhyme I couldn't read it,