And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County In their rendition of 'The Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If you'd been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how have these little habits That get you down like like to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home this one day and Ernie Layin' on the chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I took the off the wall And I fired two warning shots his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to
I met Ezekiel from Salt Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off right So, we started living
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, have dinner. I found out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of Mormons, you know
So that night, when he home I fixed him his drink as You know, some guys just can't their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a in its prime And he used it and he abused it It was a murder but not a
Now, I'm standing in the Carvin' up the chicken for And in storms my Wilbrin in a jealous rage "You screwin' the milkman"
He says and he kept "You screwin the milkman" Then he ran into my He ran into my ten times
If have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would done the same
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, a hires Lakem a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en artatlan Nem mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, Veronica and I had double act And my husband, Charlie traveled around us the last number in our act We did 20 tricks in our world
One two three four five, splits, eagles flops, back flips, one right after the other Well, this one night we were in
The of us, we were in this hotel room Boozin' and a few laughs and we ran out of ice So I went out to get
I back, open the door Veronica and Charlie Doing number seventeen, the spread
Well, I was in a state of shock, I completely blacked out I remember a thing, it wasn't until later I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they dead
They had it coming, they had it They had it all along I didn't do it, if I'd done it How could you tell me I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always trying to find He go out every looking for himself And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, and Irving
I you can say we broke up because of artistic differences He saw as alive and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it They had it comin' all if they used us and they abused us How they tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to If you'd have been there, if have seen it I betcha you would done the same
You pop gum one more time my ass Ten
Miert csukott Uncle Sam Number seventeen, the spread differences I betcha you would have the same