Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, good as cologne
I'm like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me
I like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Golden
You a real rhymer, you look like a actress
How you gon' on me ho's, do I look like a mattress?
Am I that old, do I walk Grady?
I'ma hundred-fifty proof, is only 80
Don't you try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The specialist, so take a dose of this
Now think it -- can you really come close to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cooler
as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:
the ultimate reciter and def entertainer
I work harder than a boxer's trainer

LL Cool J]
Clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And just clap your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, my sneaker
You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get
You believe, the skill and dexterity
LL J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James Todd the
That's my brother, you're goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so whassup
One of my ballads'll get girlies in the mood
Sucker MC's really make me
I'm so bad, I can my own {dick}
If you go to your house and I'm there already
Don't go Crazy cause my ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, like a course in trigonometry
Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and give birth
to a so hard you look soft as a Smurf
and wigglin, so how we goin out?
LOVELY, and without a doubt!

[Chorus

[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, they me like an emperor
When I'm through, need a nurse to take your temperature
and cool you down, you're cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin RUFF rovers
You get over -- what's my name, Goofy?
You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother out the looseys
and take a pull, cause the stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck and dissapear
Don't cross me, or lose loyalty
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a how rappers guzzle
I put together so I carry a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be
I'm a one man RIOT, so don't TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, plus I'm
Before you play your hand you better do some
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole
Speak piece, then I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm strike again
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and in
Cop out to one rhyme cause you're ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I gotta it
You don't wanna battle, why don'tcha just forget it!

[Chorus

[LL J]
But if you're hard and you still don't understand
Here's a sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. everything you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would help a lot" -> (theme song)]

[LL J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on
I'm tellin you, they're the joint
I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew
My voice is milky with a nice clear
I eat a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000 That's to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause I'm the victor in this game, up Knahmsayin?
That's what time it is,
applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best believe he's FUNKY! You didn't FUNKY!