A lot of people ask me, stupid fuckin' A lot of people think that, what I say on Or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real Or that I in it Or if I say that, I want to kill somebody, I'm gonna do it Or that I in it Well, shit, if you that Then I'll you You know
I'm a criminal! You god damn I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My words are like a with a jagged edge That will stab you in the Whether a fag or les' Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a Pants or dress, hate fags? the "yes" Homophobic? nah, you're just hetero Starin' at my jeans, my genitals bulgin' (ooh!) That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd let go of 'em They belong in my You'll get hold of 'em Hey, it's me, Whoops, shot me! And I was checkin' the mail Get it? checkin' the How many records you expectin' to After second l.p sends you directly to jail? on! relax guy, I like gay men Right, give me an amen (amen!) Please lord, boy needs jesus Heal this child, help us destroy demons Oh, and please me a brand new car And a prostitute my wife's sick in the hospital Preacher preacher, grade teacher You can't reach me, my mom can't You can't me a goddamn thing 'cause I t.v, and comcast cable And you ain't to stop these thoughts You can't me from toppin' these charts And you can't stop me droppin' each march With a brand new c-d for fuckin' retards Duh, and to think, just little ol' me Mr. "don't a fuck," still won't leave
x2] I'm a Cause every I write a rhyme These people think a crime To em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal But I don't gotta say a word, I just 'em the bird And keep goin', I don't shit from no one
My did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed The baby came out, disfigured, indeed It was a seed who grow up just as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of that baby cause baby was me I'm a An animal who turned crazed But how the fuck you supposed to up when you weren't raised? So as I got older and I got a lot My dick shrunk smaller, but my got larger I drink liquor to fuck you up quicker Than you'd want to fuck me up for the word My morals went, when the president got Sex in his oval on top of his desk Off of his own Now don't ignore me, you avoid me You can't miss me, I'm white, And my nose is I'm the bad guy, who makes fun of people die In plane crashes and As long as it ain't to him shady, I'm as crazy as em- Inem and kim combined the in Replacin' the doctor cause dre make it today He's a under the weather, so I'm takin' his place (mm-mm-mm!) oh, that's dre with an a.k to his make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place I told you dre, you should've kept that thing put I guess that will teach you not to let me with it, eh? I'm a Aight look (uh huh) just go up in motherfucker Get the motherfuckin' money and get the up outta there
I'll be right here on you Yo 'em Don't nobody this time
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I help Yeah I need to a withdrawal Put the fuckin' money in the bag and I won't kill you!
oh my god, don't kill me I'm not kill you bitch, quit lookin' around Don't me, please don't kill me I said I'm not fuckin' kill you Hurry the fuck up! you! tinted on my ride when I drive in it So when I rob a bank, run out and just in it So be disguised in it And if anybody the guy in it I'll hide for five back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the private eye to pry in my business Die, bitches, bastards, brats, This puppy's lucky I blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my Tuck my in between my legs and cluck You motherfuckin' ain't brave enough To say the I say, so just tape it shut Shit, half the shit I say, I make it up To you mad so kiss my white naked ass And if it's not a rapper that I it as I'm a be a fuckin' in a jason mask
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