I was with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My stepfather said that I in the bed Till one night he in and said "We're goin' out back, I want my dick in the shed"
"Can't we play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get some Bust a nut, get rest", the next day my mother said "I don't what the fuck's up with this kid"
"The won't even eat nothin', he's fed He hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you, bet He probably just wants to see how upset you get I'll go handle this of unless you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if any's in his head"
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he No, he's insane
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my off I just got chased off with a chainsaw he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the pop his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own dong That motherfucker's got like King Kong
he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the on Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' off 'cept his tank top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Dog Man, motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, dog? Shady Dog, what be through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he No, he's insane
Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah, well then me Would you rather get or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out you're belchin' Burp, belch and go for a second helpin'
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, you smell me? I you to feel me like my stepfather felt me Fuck a puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I know help me
What the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' "Marshall, I love you, boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't no help peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked when the babysitter me She me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it 'Pubic Hair on Well, this one's 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the jail scene
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you count the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, insane