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One hot day back around the way A new kid moved onto the block and his was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine Yeah, and kept his smitty's on his
Anyway Jay portrayed to be hard So we took him in and put him with the hit squad His house was phat, court in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, full alarm system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him strange about the crib, I had to think Why the whole goddamn was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, your bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta piss Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya miss My head was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's on? I seen a douche bag and Maxi-pad tampons"
Left the bathroom, went back I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I you lived alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's bras and leotards, hangin' on the Yo Jay, what's problem, homeboy, you look stunned What you Put down that knife, where's my gun?" Shit's thick, I for my tool, I wasn't strapped
Left the nine in the car, next to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better fast real quick I got a flashback a Bruce Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I broke for the Tripped on some bullshit in the living room Jay, rushed me, I grabbed him, him up in the yoke Ahh shit, him in the nuts, that's all she wrote
It was like Rapunzel? Down came his popped out and there was ass everywhere Jay a Not quite he was more like
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Don't tell me, you went out like a Chill, off that mustache Grabbed that ass and I her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, 5000, ahh shit
All of that shit, you know what I'm saying? Haircut, haircut like Anita Baker? The whole shit, yo, the whole shit, you know what I'm Nah you can't man, I ran up in her like Bruce Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I didn't even Are you crazy? Well, I was me Don't tell me it was Jane you were Sheiit, kick