We got a show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But off, before we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this nice young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us some (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, and gentlemen U like my jokes I'm gonna a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) the hottest thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the only 2 bring it 2 u live After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I told u we get good seats U get good seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never nobody Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U guys got some tootsie in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 some tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me lovin' till after dawn Johnny got a hat he don't trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u love me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We freak 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me am I suppose 2 do I never had another look like u Every I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder the handle on the rake in my yard Harder than the brownstone brick on my If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll drink u a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your is tantalizing And it's got me burning rubber in my But I don't wanna do u till I spend the 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? u supposed 2 be up there singin'? Where's What do u "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna sing Ah, that a bitch? Come on, wait, come Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
keys (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) ain't workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that straighten me right out just straight... that just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I like 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, the mic is like grippin' necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the of some safe sex That means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough my propers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with enough 2 get the job done Check it just like (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves 2 much scandal See, things got funny I made my money Why brothers got jelly when pockets get Their pockets fly honeys An equation just don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold (so u sayin'? ) U see, I 2 hard 4 this honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm u, believe me when I say That this is just... this is rap at finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me a couple of those) Take a few packs I goin out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U lord, it's really hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new generation would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From (put your shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one time? (yeah)
on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on 1, bring on number 2
Now we out