I was in Friday's suckin' on a glass of wine When in walked a chick who struck me blind Had wet blue eyes and her were long and fine On a of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.
Now on my scale there ain't no ten's, you is about as far as any chick can go So I flashed her a smile, but she didn't look at me So for brains and good judgement, I'd her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you like a possible eight You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if your on straight." She looked up and down my frame And said these words that into my perfect brain.
She said, well, another one of those men Kind who all women on scales of one to ten And, you me an eight, well, that's a generous thing to do Now, let's just see, just how much I you.
She you comin' on to me with that phony numbers jive Your style makes me smile, I give it a you walked up I noticed that suit of (yores) It's last year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, it a four.
That must be car parked out on the curb That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a and a third Now, as for build, I guess (yore) less than five Except, for pot belly, I'd give that a ten for size.
That you're pourin' might be fine to you But I'm used to champagne, I give it a two It's hard to tell what your flashin' is worth I give it a six, you could use dental work.
But, It's your struttin' rooster act that really makes me It may be a ten to country hens, but to me a three and a half And there really ain't much to add once the done there ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She out, while up and down the line The whole bar was laughin', said' Bare, what to your nine Nine says I, hell soon as she started to I knew She didn't have no class, I barely her a two.
Yeah! No how good they look at first flaws in all of them That's why on a of ten to one, friend There no ten.