(Dolly Parton)
Eve you woman, you done put your curse on me Why didn't you just leave that apple in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our and our boss Why I can't even count the good friends already lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't even like myself, but it's something I help I got those God almighty, slap PMS blues Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm good as But when I'm PMS I ya, I turn mean and cold Those not afflicted with it are just the same You poor old men didn't to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You you must forgive us for we care not what we do I got those stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we can't it We even know the cause But as soon as this over, then comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to always be a of fun Like the devil over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to write this song, a man be scared to he be called a chauvenist or just fall victim to Those PMS You we'd kill for less than that PMS You want to cross my path Cause a pitbull no match For these a clenchin', fluid retention a swellin', can't stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', a slingin' fits me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever think about I'd been a man But you know that only one thing If I'd been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful With old PMS blues PMS I want to talk about it, we both could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, don't you back Gone ballistic, Awful lowdown, bitch to be PMS