I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public dropping a football So every time someone walks in the john I get ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when all of this crap end? Can't my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without someone passing my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather then bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass lunch dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I and third that know what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never back Turned and still sag act more fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no disrespect to But what the heck is all of these You expect me to sit here and that? I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich welch's and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd welfare mentality helps to me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell these parameters Still cramming the shelves of hamburger helper I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my Went to King, they spit on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not what that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a lost till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light This fucking shit is taking to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I won't to it The pressure, they want me to up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)