My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home at the bottom I sent two letters in autumn, you must not-a got 'em probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a If I a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? I'm a name her I read about your Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some who didn't want him I know you probably hear everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did Skam I got a full of your posters and your pictures man I like the you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your You didn't have to, but you coulda an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's six years old We waited in the cold for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he you more than I do I ain't mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would back, See I'm just you in a way I knew my father neither, He used to cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to you're saying in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I drift and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit when I'm depressed I got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you it My girlfriend's 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she know you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we be together too
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Or Write My Fans", This be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word, I don't it? I know you got my last two letters, I the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You dare me to You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from Now it's too late, I'm on a downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the I love you Slim, we coulda together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you sleep and you dream about it And when you I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the But I didn't her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you but I just been busy You your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call daughter that And an autograph for your brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did that shit just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get some And this shit about us meant to be together? type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your need each other Or maybe you just need to her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in Before you hurt yourself, I think you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm I inspire you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!