My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home at the bottom I two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call I'm a her Bonnie I about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your fan I even got the underground shit you did with Skam I got a full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't fans If you didn't talk to me outside your concert You didn't to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the cold for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would back, See I'm just you in a way I never knew my neither, He used to always on my mom and beat her I can to what you're saying in your songs So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit when I'm depressed I got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk you 24/7 But she don't know you I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we be together too
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans", This will be the package I ever send your ass It's been six and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You me to drive? You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that other guy from But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a he found him? That's kinda how is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a I hope you I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you about it And you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just her up, see I ain't like you if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to this shit out?
Dear Stan, I to write you sooner but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is Look, I'm really flattered you would call daughter that And here's an autograph for brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your too? I say that shit just dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get some And what's this shit us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each I really think you and your girlfriend need each Or maybe you need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just If you a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me Some dude was and drove his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car they found a tape, but they say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!