L.L. J 'em well And as you all I am as hell
Woke up at 9:30 on a morn' Hemmed my remote control, turned my on Then I reached for a since I don't use the picks And the floor was kinda cold so I put on my
Walked to the kitchen and ate some As I bop to a tape of Cut Creator's With hardcore, heavyweight, b-boy Connoisseur of and Cut Creator's fast
in the shower, it was boiling hot So I there a hour 'cause I like it a lot Jumped out, off, put on the Denim cologne Then I called up on the telephone
He told me 'bout a jam I could do later on 10 g's plus a for one strong song So I said, yeah, I was with it, hung up and got Got a magnifying then I brushed my beard
Rewound some of some Def Jam tunes As I waited for this to ring my bell at noon 12 o'clock came, the door crack The freak walked in a mink on her
Put her curt on the rack, threw my on I threw in a tape of the quiet storm We drank Roundhill Cavern, ate mignons She said, "L.L., when you're let me taste your tongue?"
My skin got pale, I wam-bammed the Did it so hard I went to jail She left, Earl came over and we outside Jumped in the BM to bust a
up to A.J. in my fresh black wheel I'm not a on the corner trying to scrape up a meal The girlies sex, the fellas try to plex But those who end up with broke necks
Signed some autographs for a posse of Said, "It's L, baby, I ain't with Chic" We with the skeezers for 10 minutes more Then I jumped in my ride and the slammed the door
Due 'cause I'm a gangster think I do crimes They don't know I'm just a of hip-hop rhymes Some smile, try to call L.L. a hoodlum at But he don't my autograph's on his wife's behind
L.L. has iced all the washed up of rap so to hell with the mob Don't run from the cops, making jock And I'm only 18 making than your pops
Tormentor of toys and boyscout And I dare any critic to call it at the clock, it said 6:03 Said later to Creator and broke out E
Went up to White for a chocolate shake Thinking 'bout a 100'000 I'd soon make Finished up the snack, up, out my seat E-Love hit the table and he up a beat
Kicked a few lines, out the door Since tonight is a I'm in the mood for more We jumped in my ride, I a peek at the time It was almost 7:30 and the was at nine
L.L. Cool J will soon at a jam With of people screaming, "Touch my hand" But since I had a hour a half for tat I was searching for the cutie my perfect match
Her name was Renee, her face was But she had the body that made Jay wanna play I said, "No need to rehearse", then I my approach Said, "You got a good team, girl but you a new coach"
Said, "My L.L.Cool, if I may introduce But I'm not for conversation, I'm here to seduce mix it up baby, wanna feel you grind 'Cause it ain't 5th and these ain't nursery rhymes"
"And I that you adore my sure side hardcore Check out the real L.L. behind closed So tell your buddies you're busy, tell boyfriend beat it Forget the silk dress 'cause you gonna need it"
"Unplug your clock, do with the light After five or more you hear me say, that's right body is bad and I heard you got a Caddy When we make you can call me daddy"
"I'm L.L. Cool J, say hey, I'm not a toyboy but I wanna play Promise you, I'm not wack I'm in the sack After that I leave you starving for me to back"
"But in the meantime, put your digits And the time I see ya I'm going to town" Stepped from the freak, it was a quarter to nine I rolled to the jam I saw the crew on line
Took a around the side, so I could get backstage If you call me a tiger, then the stage is my I rip, stomp and crush, metal bands rust Them knuckleheads I crumble up like crust
in my dressing room and then I heard four knocks They said, "L.L., you're running late and time to rock" Told Cut Creator the order would be I said "Lord have mercy" and slapped hands with E Went onstage, I heard the scream And the very moment I woke up from the dream