Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for a frontal lobotomy would be the answer If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will reap a great
I walk around like a space cadet, place your Who's likely to become a serial Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I a mess as the day progresses Angry and take it out on the hedges Like this is how I'll cut your up bitches With these hedge trimming with razor edges dangerous, it's the only way to escape this mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a wuss, a pussy This kid took my stick of licorice And threw my sticker in a pricker bush I kick his tush, but I was six and shook fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be it pays to be brainless
Fast forward years later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped twice in one week, complete It's once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit out of you, be down and be upbeat When you don't no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To it or succeed you're doomed from the start It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump But if I had kept my head up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing talking in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got some plans damn rhymes are falling Out of my pocket I can't stop it And I'm starting to in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than I've ever been no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that Threw my first punch, end of in my skulls a vacant, empty void Been using it more as a bin for Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking Like an independent store, something's wrong my head Just think if I had a in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a a way to escape this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now everywhere I go, they out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household the sell outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear yell out In terror they were so scared, and those Just about, out spout that it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it be as difficult, ch'yea, til then Hopefully you little homos get over fears and grow beards It's to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, jokes, yeah You Insert insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe this little locked hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got That trash traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse Concert in mid And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium dog Cause I turn the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to this insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Insaneness ain't a word you stupid fuck Neither is