Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on this brain and put it to good use will reap a great benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, place your Who's likely to a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I make a as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut your up bitches With hedge trimming scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape this And the best of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's I like a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just my stick of licorice And threw my sticker books in a pricker I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and This was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it pays to be
forward some years later A teenager, is a fun, sweet I got jumped twice in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, this is some I've accomplished They've me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be and be upbeat you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To it or succeed you're doomed from the start It's you grew up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just my head up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing talking in a trance in my room yeah but I got some plans mama These damn are falling Out of my pants pocket I stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school shit helps for sure I'm getting self assured than I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a to that Threw my punch, end of story Still in my a vacant, empty void Been using it more as a bin for Take inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong my head think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it pays to be
Now my mum goes "womp womp" I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile getting But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now I go, they scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the sell outs, the hell out Middle America, hear them out In terror they were so scared, and kids about, belted out Whatever spout it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and grow okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You Insert insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't this little hick locked hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got That white trash traffic and Shit happened a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my cranium dog Cause I turn into the mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it pays to be
Insaneness ain't a word you stupid fuck Neither is