Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for a frontal lobotomy would be the answer If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will reap a benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, your bets likely to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I make a mess as the day and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut your up bitches With these hedge scissors with razor edges dangerous, it's the only way to escape this mess And the best of this situation, I guess I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, ridiculous I like a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just took my stick of And threw my sticker in a pricker bush I kick his tush, but I was six and shook This was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using your
Mama always 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Fast forward some years A teenager, is a fun, sweet I just got jumped twice in one week, complete It's once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be When you have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To it or succeed you're doomed from the start It's you grew up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just my head up my ass I could any task Practicing talking in a trance in my room yeah but I got some plans mama These damn are falling Out of my pants pocket I stop it And I'm to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured I've ever been before no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that Threw my first punch, end of Still in my skulls a vacant, empty Been it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or and a tangent whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong with my Just think if I had a brain in it, God that I don't I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not I was on a bottom of the getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now I go, they scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear them out In terror were so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever spout that it out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they said I queers Til evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' insult here Who the fuck thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't this little hick locked hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got That white trash and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Insaneness even a word you stupid fuck is ain't