Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have your please
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, the real slim shady please stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the
Started whoopin her ass worst before
They first were sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim Im sick of him
Look at him walking around grabing his
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse than whats on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im u might just give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel dont
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* people open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to britney
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to daily and fred durst
And them argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Im only giving you
Things you about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids these albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont give a
his windows down and system up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up