Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have your please
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
Chicka chicka chicka shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And the messege we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who other people open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the shady
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here next to spears
S--- christina aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear them argue over who she gave to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin like these albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im jerkin Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a slim shady
He could be workin at burger spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up