Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I have your please
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a person before
Jaws all on the floor pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass than before
They first were sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around grabing his
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who other people open like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And them argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who like me
Who just give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin kids like albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching nurses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your rings
Were in the lot circling
I dont give a *f---*
With his down and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up