Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong
Except you'll hear

the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I played golf,
I did pretty too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
There's a vast number of sports that I'm not in.
There's water
In order to water ski, really you swim, right?
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You know what is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I cannot of one material object that has more status in this country
Than the
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I guess it's really necessary
You lose a lot of face up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right and pick her up, right?

They don't really go for any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
Aside a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls,
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our high
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
There's a place right next to them, go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you never

Here come
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins opened
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the girls came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl would running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, like one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you out here with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare with on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And four
take it
And after you get food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you get out of your car, right
Remember there was a time when drive-ins opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier hellos and greetings
They policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to crawl on belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I come up, they'll spot me
Put down your

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in without being maimed
There was a sporting event place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His right hand gripped onto the lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By having bands tightened
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
Which actually the gear change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile with bands

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill during the war
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The changes
The light changes to and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He puts one on the brake
Still holding the on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic down into low
And pushes down on the accelerator five
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to another band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You know what's

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He just sits and scares the hell out of them