Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a singer
But that you haven't met in his role

Paul is a comedian a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong
Except generally you'll

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a enthusiast

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't sports very much
There's a vast of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to talk sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I cannot think of one material object that has status in this country
the automobile
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so can drive
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can peddle right and pick her up, right?

don't really go for that any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then level you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, they are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load there
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

Here come
they are
Don't at 'em

the time when drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to take order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the girl would come running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
don't, they don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you have out here with the white cup
With that whatever that's in there, take it, whatever it is
And uh, like two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you THICK
And like two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or milk them a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we please?

And four
take it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 to wait
Even if just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you get out of your car, right
Remember there was a time drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a heavier than hellos and greetings
have policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to on your belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put down your

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without being
There was a sporting taking place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer Ford
it's rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By having bands tightened
The bands are the rings in an transmission
actually affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an automobile with tight

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for
You probably recall Winston Churchill the war years
Which assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston smokes a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic down into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in to get that extra fast start
He the automatic transmission down into low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
out the window and The Kids not even there
You know what's

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He sits there and scares the hell out of them