Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you as a folk singer
But that you met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of view and
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong
Except generally you'll

the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
There's a vast number of that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not stay up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know what is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I come out here to talk about sports
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I cannot of one material object that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a very age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so can drive
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess really necessary because
You a lot of face calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

don't really go for that any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
Aside a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna take the car, ha
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

Here they
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short little
them?
You in
And the little girl come running up
May I take your sir?
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They give you a little green box with a white on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger special extra
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare with on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd two strawberry shakes thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, could you us what we have please?

And six-packs
take it
And you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a time when drive-ins opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a heavier than hellos and greetings
have policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
Because the new resturants radar now
So you to crawl on your belly between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I come up, they'll spot me
Put down window

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without being
There was a sporting event place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
Tomato cans for
With his back to the drivers window, his arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By having your tightened
The bands are the rings in an transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an automobile with bands

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks that he will show THE KID a or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The light
The changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic down into low
He one foot on the brake
holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And pushes down on the accelerator inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You know what's

He looks in the rear view and The Kids still back at the corner
He never races
He just sits there and scares the out of them